Simon "thin shoulders" Foscarini
Brought into this world under a strong moon, the disturbance in the force was felt on a global scale. Simon's good looks are surpassed only by his thin shoulders, that bear the weight of handsomeness well.
Asked about his greatest strength, Simon answers: "I have been dragging Rex along for so long, my calves have become strong as tempered steel. Teaching him everything I know is the challenge of a lifetime. It's like trying to teach a slug good table manners."
Simon is also known for his ability to hang pictures, but the best cars and alpha dogging all lesser men. Known as 'destroyer of toilets' and 'descended from slugs'.
On a slightly more serious note:
Simon is one of the best strongman coaches in the ACT. With plenty experience both as an athlete and coach he is the best guy to have in your corner if you want to be strong.
Rex 'dog breath' Kanis
Rex grew up in the poor parts of district 12. After volunteering to take fragile Simon's place in the Hunger games, he captured the imagination of the world with his superior grasp of the English language. Performing heroics that will be sung of for years to come, like using science to put the rig up, or finding the dumbest way of draining the oil out of a monster dumbbell. Outlasting all opponents, Rex has returned to district Fyshwick, mentally scarred. He takes it out on others by devising horrible workouts like 'the grid' and 'baba yaga', getting you ready for the zombie apocalypse.
Also known as 'that Dutch guy with the beard' and 'he who must not be blamed'.
On a slightly more serious note:
Rex has 18 years of experience as a trainer. He has a Bachelor in physical education and is a Certified Personal Trainer and a Certified Strength and Conditioning Specialist.
